rogueartistofgotham asked: She sighs. "I kind of wonder if it's a lack of confidence as well."
“Sure. Let’s pretend confidence is a thing.”
“Splitting headache and drugs. Whatta night.”
rogueartistofgotham asked: "Well, it would be hard work for me," Elle said with a laugh. "What don't I have that everyone else seems to have?"
rogueartistofgotham asked: The artist smirked. "Honestly, I don't think I'd be a spitter. I always think it's a reward for all your hard work."
“Hard work my ass. In my whoring, it ain’t no hard work. It’s easy.”
rogueartistofgotham asked: Elle fell over laughing. "Think that's my new favorite quote."
“I’ll tattoo it on someone’s ass later. ‘Brreaking headline! Man found dead with ‘Spitters are quitters’ carved into his rumpus.”
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rogueartistofgotham asked: "Wouldn't it technically be a creamsicle?"
“At the end of course,” she said starting to text. “That’s like getting the tootsie inside the tootsie pop. My favorite part - spitters are quitters.”
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This is why we have Alternate Universes.
rogueartistofgotham asked: "No one," Elle says, looking a bit flustered. "I wish I was."
“I can arrange that. Dick is my favorite flavor of popcicle,” the harlequin replied pulling out an iPhone.
rogueartistofgotham asked: Elle winks. "I have my connections."
“Who have you been blowing? Tell me so I can, uhh.. Do that too-I don’t fucking know,” Spade laughed. “I was going somewhere with that and well. My head stopped workin’.”
rogueartistofgotham asked: "Well, it's a set of meathooks and knives with onyx handles. Sorry,"Elle responds, handing her the box.
“Meat hooks,” she said taking the box, feeling her muscles stretch to accommodate the weight. “Can someone say, anal hooking?” Her smile pulled upwards on her face. “The hell do you get all of these things? Even I can’t get my hands on these that fast.”
rogueartistofgotham asked: "Hello, dear! I brought you something."
“If it’s not my head in a box, I’m disappointed.”